You Get Me
YOU GET ME

There's so much stuff I don't know
About living on my own
So much knowledge that I don't have
How am I supposed to be a man?

I don't like it when things don't go my way
I stole a pager for your birthday
Then for our 2-year I stole a wine glass
I can be a major pain in the ass


But I'm not the only one
Who finds what I do fun
Because even when you're mad
I know I can always make you laugh

You get me
You know my heart is true
Yeah, you get me
And I know I get you too


I'm not very good with money
I talk trash when I'm playing rummy
Sometimes I drive like a maniac
I have claw marks on my door to prove that

My jokes are hit amd miss
Unless you like to look at this
I make the worst puns you've ever heard
"Vodka martini, shaken not stirred"


But I'm not the only one
Who finds what I do fun
Because even when you're mad
I know I can always make you laugh

(saxophone solo)
You get me
You know my heart is true
Yeah, you get me
And I know I get you too


I know people wonder why
You still put up with me
But if they saw my huge penis
Then surely they'd agree


You get me
You know my heart is true
Yeah, you get me
And I know I get you too